Zombies at the Bar Mitzvah by Michael Homler

Author:Michael Homler [Homler, Michael]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Lang:en
Publisher: Unknown
Published: 2012-03-19T04:07:42+00:00

WHEN WE ALL THOUGHT GRANDPA HAD LOST HIS MARBLES

“Goddamnit!” screamed Grandpa, flipping the page to the tome Jewish Mysticism. “What does this mean?”

“Pops!”

“Sorry.”

“You’re taking the Lord’s name in vain in a holy place. That’s not like you.”

“Well, this is very stressful! And my Hebrew is rusty!”

“It’s okay, Pops. It’s okay.”

Using her index finger, Mom drew squiggles by her ear. Grandpa, thankfully, did not see this. His nose remained buried in the book.

We all looked around wondering what to do, catching our breadth, that kind of stuff.

At one point Grandpa stopped reading and made an examination of the area where the golem had been made. Alongside the chair there were still bits of clay. He picked up a piece, sniffed it, tasted, and then gagged. He played around with some clay in his hands and then he threw it at the wall where it splatted and stuck. He cackled. For some reason it was very funny to him. To the rest of us just plain strange.

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